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I'm Joshua Abraham Norton, the first and only Emperor of the United States of America!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

I think i have single handedly funded the breast cancer foundation with all the pink shit I buy.

yesterday, I bought my sister this portable speaker thingy that plugs into your Ipod so you can walk around with and stuff....and it took AAA batteries...so I went to the front counter to buy some.

Guess what kind they had???? PINK ONES!
YEP! Proceeds go to the breast cancer foundation! AWESOME!
hahaha. I have pink batteries! WHAT????

Yeah, along with my pink boxing gloves, my new pink jersey bedsheets and a pink portable speaker thingy for MY ipod.....I'm all set.

I'm moving to chicago looking like a giant wad of cotton candy.

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